My right index and middle fingertips are so calloused that they no longer conduct a high enough level of electrical impulses to operate a touchscreen unless I moisturize heavily.
Is it a bass players' curse? Or is it that combined with washing dishes for 40 hours a week?
Also my fingerprints are missing on those two fingers….

P.S. typing this with my right hand pinky was marginally quicker than using my left hand. Pity me.