This week has been a trove of thoroughly ridiculous spam-mail, but here are my two very favourites:
From Simionescu:
"A slim brunette with big boobs in heels from S."
And within, a list of links to, um, questionable movies.
And from Leda Driver (a rarity in that the name matches the email address):
"Does your cock renounce to work? Bring through him ot this illness!"
Seasonal allergy symptoms get thousands of people by surprise every year.
Choose your way to your love-life's chargers.
Just superb!