I’m a hoarder. I admit it freely, even if it has taken me years to face up to it. I’m also an information junkie; I have a real desire to know shit.
Both these quiet obsessions are fed obliquely by my Google Gmail account. I don’t let spam build up to be automatically deleted after 30 days, I monitor it. Possibly this is a hangover from the olden days of creating filters manually and keeping an eye open for false positives, but that is neither here nor there.
Today in my spam folder I received another one of the following pieces of accidental genius:
SPUR YOUR FERVOR!
Your girlfriend will be satisfied! Every single night. Believe me!