LotR Rudeness

does samwise gamgee die in the two towers?

Yes. By autoerotic asphyxiation using Galadriel’s elven rope.

so did you not want to give away the fact that it’s Sauron and Gandalf who are doing Samwise with the rope? The pervy little hobbit fanciers.

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I play bass, I cook, I look out the window. Sometimes I prefer wondering what's out there to going out and looking. But not all the time. I only recently learned that leaving two spaces after a full stop is obsolete.

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