Horoscope

When my horoscope says things like this I feel ever-so-slightly encouraged, like a head resting my shoulder.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): NASA scientist Richard Gross believes that the recent 8.8 earthquake in Chile was so strong that it shifted the planet’s axis and shortened the length of the day. The amounts were relatively small — three inches and 1.26 microseconds — but it was enough to make “the Earth ring like a bell.” I predict a somewhat comparable seismic shift for you in the coming weeks. 

The main difference is that yours will not be generated by a painful jolt but rather by a breakthrough that’s half smart and half lucky.