The very day after I was almost kicked out of my house for buying Tinned Spam (I received mercy only because it turned out to be Corned Beef) this small item of genius dropped into my spam folder:
“People usually trust men who like oligarchs. Create such a role. Do you know what girls want? We do! Check out that info at our site.“ I thought I knew what was coming next… “Want to be noticed by ladies? Wear branded cufflinks. Click once and you will forget that these accessories are not original. Make a great choice.“ Brilliant.
Oh man…<br/><br/>You get some really strange spam. I’ve never gotten stuff like that. Your occasional penis enlargers, exotic drugs without a prescription, notices that I’ve WON! But never stuff like you get.<br/><br/>What is it?<br/><br/>Must be a European thing…<br/><br/>-Jeeem-