quadruple x


I bought a pack of beer a fortnight ago, and when I lifted the second can out of the pack, it felt very light. I shook it around a bit and it seemed to be about a quarter full. The can was unpunctured, its seal completely unbroken, so my beautiful and resourceful girlfriend called up their customer service line to mention it.
And they’ve sent her a letter and a padded envelope in which to return the faulty item for investigation….!

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I play bass, I cook, I look out the window. Sometimes I prefer wondering what's out there to going out and looking. But not all the time. I only recently learned that leaving two spaces after a full stop is obsolete.

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