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Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights here bear witness to stretch-limos, converted fire engines and decommissioned army land-rovers doing laps of our city centre one-way system, screaming girls hanging out their windows, drunk or on their way to it.
It’s what they call fun.

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I bought a pack of beer a fortnight ago, and when I lifted the second can out of the pack, it felt very light. I shook it around a bit and it seemed to be about a quarter full. The can was unpunctured, its seal completely unbroken, so my beautiful and resourceful girlfriend called up their customer service line to mention it.
And they’ve sent her a letter and a padded envelope in which to return the faulty item for investigation….!

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Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights here bear witness to stretch-limos, converted fire engines and decommissioned army land-rovers doing laps of our city centre one-way system, screaming girls hanging out their windows, drunk or on their way to it.
It’s what they call fun.

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I bought a pack of beer a fortnight ago, and when I lifted the second can out of the pack, it felt very light. I shook it around a bit and it seemed to be about a quarter full. The can was unpunctured, its seal completely unbroken, so my beautiful and resourceful girlfriend called up their customer service line to mention it.
And they’ve sent her a letter and a padded envelope in which to return the faulty item for investigation….!